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THE QUEENS IDIOTS (sneak preview)

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                             Leon Tchaikovsky’s
        THE QUEENS IDIOTS





By Leon Tchaikovsky









Leon Tchaikovsky
208 North Street
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
17101-1124
United States of America






Other screenplays by Leon Tchaikovsky (collect them all and win an imaginary prize):

ROTFL WITH BOB

TRIALS OF A 58 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

OUR MAINE GUY

REACH FOR THE SKY

THE SIXTH DIMENSION

HITTING BOTTOM

THE LAST SOLDIER TO DIE

LIFE HURTS

MY SHORTS ARE SHOWING

PLAY BY DOZENS

THIS FILM IS A HORROR

LOS ANGELES COULD DO BETTER

FINDING THE PERFECT MATE

PHISH OUT OF WATER

TIME AGAIN















FADE IN.

INT. MOVIE CONCESSION ROOM - NIGHT

ELVIS PELVOSKY, an Elvis Presley impersonator with long sideburns, walks around the concession room.

ELVIS
My name is Elvis. I know what
you’re thinking, and, yes, my
parents were big fans of Elvis
Costello and long sideburns.I
want you to know there still is
plenty of time to run out and
buy some snacks and drinks
before the movie starts. So, go,
run. If you have exact cash,
that woul…